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November 21, 2009

mliaverage:

Today is my birthday. I woke up to find my entire room filled with balloons that say “CONGRATULATIONS! IT’S A BOY!”. After jostling the balloons around a little, I heard something moving in the balloons and my dad giggling in the next room. He filled all of the balloons with money. He knows I hate the sound of popping balloons. You have a sick, sick sense of humor, Dad. MLIA.

mliaverage:

Today, a friend of mine posted a photo on Facebook where you tag people that match different traits, such as “funniest”, “smartest” or “kindest”. Under “most attractive”, he tagged his brother. His brother is also his identical twin. I wish I were that clever. MLIA.

mliaverage:

Today, I wore a shirt that says ‘id trade my boyfriend for a superhero’ to his house. He’s never been a big fan of this shirt, so he got upset that I wore it. He stormed out of the room. About 5 minutes later, he came in wearing a superman costume and said ‘will I do?’ and laughed. Turns out he’d been waiting for weeks to do that the next time I wore this shirt. MLIA.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
Tom Robbins (via kari-shma)
kari-shma:

The Bamboo Forest and some great Twitter Lists to follow (via Stuck in Customs)

kari-shma:

The Bamboo Forest and some great Twitter Lists to follow (via Stuck in Customs)

kari-shma:

The Treetop Temple Protects Kyoto (via Stuck in Customs)

kari-shma:

The Treetop Temple Protects Kyoto (via Stuck in Customs)

Yesterday, my friend lost a bet and had to climb up on the table at lunch and dance in his boxers. He got suspended. Today, me and 32 of my friends did the same in his honor. He got unsuspended and it was taken off his permanent record. Win. MLIA

wildhearts:

This will never happen in Singapore’s suckballz education system >:

No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of the fall, No one is afraid to play, they are afraid to lose, no one is afraid of the dark, they are afraid of what's in it, no one is afraid to say "I love you", they are afraid of the response.

hummingxbirds:

(via z3lia)

12776.) To the consistent BlogSecret topics of boyfriends and kissing:

blogsecret:

1. It doesn’t matter how old you are, a first kiss is just a first kiss, and it will probably be a better first kiss or mean more when you’re older. I pity people who have their first kiss too young for it to be magical for them. Don’t fret. It will happen. I know how you feel, I felt like I was missing out until I had my first kiss. Then, when it happened a couple years ago, I knew it was the perfect moment and it had been waiting for me for 15 years. So whether you’re 15 like I was, or 17, or 21, or 30, know that that moment is waiting for you.

2. To the “I wish I had a boyfriend” or “I’ve never had a boyfriend” posters: relax. The way to find a boyfriend isn’t stressing about it or looking for one. You’ll find the guys you’re meant to meet and date in your life without worrying. Just be yourself, hang out, and have fun. Learn to love yourself and it will be easier to fall in love. Men are attracted to confident, carefree women who are fun to be around! If they hear you moping about wanting to be in a relationship, that’s not the right vibe. Enjoy being single.

If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run the walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.
Martin Luther King Jr. (via quote-book)